it’s really sad, because your mom is going to think you got lost at Burning Man.

someone turned the crank & suddenly a SHAME SPIRAL appeared on the calendar…pull that sharpie out of your mouth and write FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 28TH on your hand.

leave your wife at home. bring poppers.

when the booty is feelin’ loose-y goose-y and your honey is no where to be found YOU ARE IN THE SHAME SPIRAL.

we’ll be up in the loft.
you know what that means.

NO PANTS, IT’S TOO FUCKING HOT for GODDAMN PANTS.

closeyoureyesanddance

visuals by Howie.

*** DJs JENNA RIOT, STANLEY FRANK & JACKIE HOUSE***

proudly sponsored by:
“THE MORNING AFTER PILL”, GATORADE, AND SPARKY’S DINER

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……an important note on our NO CAMERAS policy………
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we are not fucking joking around, NO CAMERAS ALLOWED.
that means no picture phones.
no mobile uploading shit.
no motherfucking instagram.

take a break from your fucking phone for one night and meditate on this: if a tree falls in the woods but there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

if there aren’t photos YOU MIGHT NOT BE HAVING FUN, but the good news is that if you ARE having fun NO ONE on the internet is going to know that you took your pants off and puked on your ex-girlfriends shoulder a little bit and smeared your makeupalloveryourface and JESUS what were you wearing?

you
can
just
dance